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[x_catseye]

There's lots of leftover haggis in the kitchen from Burns Night festivities yesterday! Please help yourselves!

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[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

I'm not selling it! I'm giving it away for free! You should try a little bit just so that you know for sure whether organs and oatmeal are as appealing as they sound, I think.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Okay, so like for the record? You are so the least persuasive person ever. Never ever become a salesperson. Ever. Seriously, go talk to Kyle and find out how to convince people to try stuff.

Okay so his technique is usually like "but it's AWESOME and here I will supply it." You need the enthusiasm. Your enthusiasm sucks.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhahahahaha! Me learning enthusiasm from KYLE? Oh, that's rich. Kyle, help me out here? Layla doesn't know me very well...

But hey, I can use CAPITALS to make myself sound MORE EXCITED ABOUT STUFF IF YOU WANT ME TO! YOU SHOULD TRY HAGGIS LAYLA BECAUSE IT IS AWWWWWWWWESOMMMMMMMMMME! And hey, I already did supply it, I made it yesterday, it's in the kitchen! Are you saying I have to hand-deliver it to your suite now?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah you do! :D

The enthusiasm is better. I'm like almost sold.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Okay I will hand deliver it to you, JUST BECAUSE THIS IS HOW TOTALLY FREAKING AWESOME HAGGIS IS! I'm willing to act as your personal servant just to get you to try it!!!!

Also, you and I should go get burgers or cook something sometime, then you will REALLY see my enthusiasm in action!

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Herr Wuschelig taught me how to make Wiener Schnitzel! It's made with veal and awesome! I can teach you how to make it. And then we can make him tell us how awesome we are at making it because, um, I think he's the only German around here so he's the only one who would like know if we fucked it up or not.

Also, awesome! You totally are learning this enthusiasm thing. (between you and me ... and everyone reading this ...I will probably eat most anything people give him if they tell me it's edible.)

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

I LOVE weinerschnitzel! I've never made it before though so yesyesYES I would love for you to teach me! We should definitely have Mister Sefton eat it too because I think he is sad about NickJohn leaving and we should make sure he eats!

Layla, I am telling you, I do NOT NEED to learn enthusiasm! Well, maybe the written form, but I am really quite enthusiastic in person!

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Oooh yeah, NickJohn dude. He was cool. I watched a marathon of like Teen Wolf and um some other show that was lame with him and Yoda. And food makes everyone happier! That and me totally missing the trapeze bar and like falling into the net in a really not graceful, spectacular fashion. Herr Wuschelig will deny it but he is totally amused at how not slick I am sometimes.

And yes! wiener schnitzel! It is on! It's a date type thing that isn't a real date but a figure of speech thing. And it will be epic schnitzel! For real.

Can you tell I've been asleep and devoid of interaction for too long?

And dude, I do not believe you. Okay, so you're really persistent about killing zombie mice but that isn't the same as enthusiasm. I will get you a cheerleader outfit, that'll encourage you to be more perky.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dear Layla,

I hereby like, give you to the next two "death cat from above" attacks onto my head.

Yoda

Dear Catseye,

Please death cat from above Layla. In return, I will purchase for you two (2) very very large sandwhichs containing lunch meat of your choice likely to be pastrami

Kyle

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

TWO PASTRAMI SANDWICHES! DONE AND DONE! LOOK OUT LAYLA!

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

He was cool, yes. Food does make everyone happier! It is like MAGIC! Ouch yeah I think he is secretly amused every time I miss a landing in X-Men training in my cougar form.

EPIC SCHNITZEL! I wonder if Epic Meal Time has ever done Epic Schnitzel? Do you know Epic Meal Time?

Haha yes I sort of can tell, I get that way after a really long nap or being cooped up in a car for a long time! I can't even imagine if I was sick for so long like you were. I really love my healing factor.

KYLE! TELL HER I AM PERKY! PLEASE! Or else I am coming to jump on your bed when I bring the haggis, Layla! I don't need a cheerleader outfit!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

She's perky. Trust me on this. Would Fake Muppet Yoda lie about perkiness? NO HE WOULD NOT.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

MAGIC FOOD! You know the secret ingredient? Sugar! (No, not pot to all your total delinquents reading this, get your head out of the bong!)

What's an Epic Meal Time? It must be epic because it gets CAPITALIZATION. Our Epic Schnitzel will be awesome. Can you kill us some veal? Actually, that's probably fucked up to send you off to kill baby cows. But think of the leather!

WEEKS of sleeeep and aching and pain and being winded trying to shower. Dude, I feel asleep in the tub. Multiple times. Once in the same attempt to bathe. So sad.

But but but, I could make it a purple one so it matches your hair! And you'd be filled with so much spirit!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh, was it that lame Being Human show? Because dude, seriously, TV werewolves bite. Or The Gates? what shitty werewolf show were we watching besides Teen Wolf?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Maybe. I thought it was Ringer? I dunno, he posted about it somewhere on the journals but I don't wanna go find it. Because I have coooooooooooooookies.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

I beg your pardon, but Herr Wuschelig isn't exactly the only German 'around here'.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? Are you, Herr Fremde, also a German? Do you like wiener schnitzel? Do you wanna taste test our Epic Schnitzel? Um, whenever we make it?

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

I am, I do, and I would indeed.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, you haven't seen her when she's like "KYLE! KylekylekylekyleKYLE! Wanna chase deer?"

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Why don't I get to chase deer? Oooooh because I have lame making zombies powers! Short stick to go with my short bus, man. Not on. And, no, I haven't. I've only seen her try to thwart my creepy mutant mojo by re-killing a mouse over and over again and being really confused about it.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

No reason you can't sit in the deer stand and watch for 'em though.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

What's a deer stand? And how is it fun to watch them and point when you guys get to chase stuff? Can I help you cut their organs out afterward?! 'Cause, right, you do that right? 'Cause you're gonna eat bambi not just like slaughter his girlie named ass and leave him there, right? 'Cause that's sorta fucked up

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It's like a platform that hunters use. There's two out in the grounds, cause sometimes people with hunting skills who aren't using claws or chasing things use arrows and stuff. (lame)

Dude, I can dress rabbit, deer, duck and goose. And probably some other stuff I haven't thought of right now. There's totally cutting organs out.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Meh, I kill enough stuff already. I don't need to kill it with arrows too.

I wanna take organs out!! Think I can convince Dr Grey to give me extra credit in A&P for that?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I bet if you could id each organ and actually like, label the cuts in the right way and use terms like "The liver that we just put in that orange tupperware thingy was totally medial to the intestine that's now in the green thingy." she might. Teachers like when you use their vocab words.

man why do I even REMEMBER medial and lateral. Damn, I guess Doc Moira's bio class stuck after all. (frog legs totally lateral to the gross frog ovaries full of eggs)