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[x_catseye]

There's lots of leftover haggis in the kitchen from Burns Night festivities yesterday! Please help yourselves!

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[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah you do! :D

The enthusiasm is better. I'm like almost sold.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Okay I will hand deliver it to you, JUST BECAUSE THIS IS HOW TOTALLY FREAKING AWESOME HAGGIS IS! I'm willing to act as your personal servant just to get you to try it!!!!

Also, you and I should go get burgers or cook something sometime, then you will REALLY see my enthusiasm in action!

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Herr Wuschelig taught me how to make Wiener Schnitzel! It's made with veal and awesome! I can teach you how to make it. And then we can make him tell us how awesome we are at making it because, um, I think he's the only German around here so he's the only one who would like know if we fucked it up or not.

Also, awesome! You totally are learning this enthusiasm thing. (between you and me ... and everyone reading this ...I will probably eat most anything people give him if they tell me it's edible.)

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

I LOVE weinerschnitzel! I've never made it before though so yesyesYES I would love for you to teach me! We should definitely have Mister Sefton eat it too because I think he is sad about NickJohn leaving and we should make sure he eats!

Layla, I am telling you, I do NOT NEED to learn enthusiasm! Well, maybe the written form, but I am really quite enthusiastic in person!

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Oooh yeah, NickJohn dude. He was cool. I watched a marathon of like Teen Wolf and um some other show that was lame with him and Yoda. And food makes everyone happier! That and me totally missing the trapeze bar and like falling into the net in a really not graceful, spectacular fashion. Herr Wuschelig will deny it but he is totally amused at how not slick I am sometimes.

And yes! wiener schnitzel! It is on! It's a date type thing that isn't a real date but a figure of speech thing. And it will be epic schnitzel! For real.

Can you tell I've been asleep and devoid of interaction for too long?

And dude, I do not believe you. Okay, so you're really persistent about killing zombie mice but that isn't the same as enthusiasm. I will get you a cheerleader outfit, that'll encourage you to be more perky.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dear Layla,

I hereby like, give you to the next two "death cat from above" attacks onto my head.

Yoda

Dear Catseye,

Please death cat from above Layla. In return, I will purchase for you two (2) very very large sandwhichs containing lunch meat of your choice likely to be pastrami

Kyle

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

TWO PASTRAMI SANDWICHES! DONE AND DONE! LOOK OUT LAYLA!

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Why am I getting death cat from above attacks? I am finding a helmet and wearing it all the time even though I will totally get short bus jokes and shit.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I should get padding too. Do we have football padding? Maybe just a lot of bubble wrap.

WHO WANTS TO WRAP ME IN BUBBLE WRAP?

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

He was cool, yes. Food does make everyone happier! It is like MAGIC! Ouch yeah I think he is secretly amused every time I miss a landing in X-Men training in my cougar form.

EPIC SCHNITZEL! I wonder if Epic Meal Time has ever done Epic Schnitzel? Do you know Epic Meal Time?

Haha yes I sort of can tell, I get that way after a really long nap or being cooped up in a car for a long time! I can't even imagine if I was sick for so long like you were. I really love my healing factor.

KYLE! TELL HER I AM PERKY! PLEASE! Or else I am coming to jump on your bed when I bring the haggis, Layla! I don't need a cheerleader outfit!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

She's perky. Trust me on this. Would Fake Muppet Yoda lie about perkiness? NO HE WOULD NOT.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Muppet Yoda would lie so hardcore it's not even funny. Like when you claimed the reprogrammed phone wasn't funny. Liiiiiiiies!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

*I* said it was farking hilarious. Artie said I said it wasn't funny.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

MAGIC FOOD! You know the secret ingredient? Sugar! (No, not pot to all your total delinquents reading this, get your head out of the bong!)

What's an Epic Meal Time? It must be epic because it gets CAPITALIZATION. Our Epic Schnitzel will be awesome. Can you kill us some veal? Actually, that's probably fucked up to send you off to kill baby cows. But think of the leather!

WEEKS of sleeeep and aching and pain and being winded trying to shower. Dude, I feel asleep in the tub. Multiple times. Once in the same attempt to bathe. So sad.

But but but, I could make it a purple one so it matches your hair! And you'd be filled with so much spirit!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Oh, was it that lame Being Human show? Because dude, seriously, TV werewolves bite. Or The Gates? what shitty werewolf show were we watching besides Teen Wolf?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Maybe. I thought it was Ringer? I dunno, he posted about it somewhere on the journals but I don't wanna go find it. Because I have coooooooooooooookies.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I forget. There was a lot of really shitty TV.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

That's because it's TV. It's like made to be shitty for like 90% of everything that's on it. You know they have all these shitty programs about how we're all fat and out of shape on TV now to replace the soaps they took off? The soaps were shitty too but wow, way less annoying if you were flipping channels.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

I beg your pardon, but Herr Wuschelig isn't exactly the only German 'around here'.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Oh, really? Are you, Herr Fremde, also a German? Do you like wiener schnitzel? Do you wanna taste test our Epic Schnitzel? Um, whenever we make it?

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

I am, I do, and I would indeed.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Awesome! More lab rats! Mwahahaha! I promise, I am totally awesome in the kitchen and Herr Wuschelig taught me how to make it so if it's off it's totally his fault for, uh, I dunno, being Bavarian or something. And, um, I will make you strudel too. Because strudel is amazing and if my wiener schnitzel isn't awesome my strudel will so make up for it.

So, um, dude, who are you Herr Fremde? Or are you stickin' to Herr Fremde? Because I'm not supposed to take candy from strangers but no one ever said I can't feed them. Actually I kinda do that a lot.

[x-maverick.livejournal.com]

Strudel and schnitzel in one go? You will spoil this stranger.

Also, I don't think I will be giving you candy, although I can trade you the meal for some other German recipes.

- Herr Fremde

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I am all about the food giving. 'Cause, you know, food is like magic. If it's good food it's like an instant happy boost. And I don't think you can get good German food that many places around the city, never mind here. (Are you one of the city people with Amanda and Doug and Marie-Ange?) Sooooo if you're all German, which you are, then good German food is like, um, I dunno, comfort food or something. Not that you necessarily need comfort or anything but you know what I mean.

Oooooh more recipes?! I am totally down for recipes. I get Herr Wuschelig to teach me something new every week. Because I am so awesome for actually, you know, doing my class work and shit.