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[x_catseye]

There's lots of leftover haggis in the kitchen from Burns Night festivities yesterday! Please help yourselves!

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[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know what's in that stuff. I'll leave it for you extreme carnivores.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

What's haggis? I mean, I could like wikipedia the shit outta it but I'm scared it might look totally creepy or something

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Spiced sheep organs and oatmeal in a sheep stomach. I guess old-days Scottish sheep farmers couldn't afford to waste anything they could possibly eat.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

It's not scary at all! Really, it's one of those things that people think is evil without even trying it just because of how it looks and what it's made out of! It's like... food racism!

It's a sheep's heart, lungs, and liver mixed with oatmeal and a whole bunch of spices and then stuffed into a sheep's stomach and cooked. But you should try it!

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

I am making my Super Extra Frowny Face at you, Angelo Espinosa! Have you actually *tried* haggis?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Mexican, not Scottish. No insult to your cooking, it just... it's organs.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

So? It's also meat. What's the difference? You know what a sirloin is? It's loins! You know what flank is? It's BUTT! How is eating loins or butt different from eating organs? Angelo, you don't want to be a food racist, do you? Judging something by its appearance and name alone?

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

...you're totally not going to stop until I say I'll eat it, are you.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Just because it's you, nope I'm not! You know me so well!

[x-skin.livejournal.com]

Alright, okay. But only for you, Cats.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Hooray! And when you love it you must tell the world to help rid it of food racism!

(And if you don't love it just keep your face shut!)

[x-meggan.livejournal.com]

I've never tried haggis before. I might give it a very tiny nibble, just because I'm curious--almost scared to, but I want to see what it's like for myself. A very small portion.

[x-dust.livejournal.com]

I don't suppose the meat is from halal sheep...

I am afraid I'll have to say no for now, though I would like to try it one time...

[x-tarot.livejournal.com]

Angelo, shame on you. You eat menudo, and that is made with tripe. A little bit of sheep stomach should not bother you!

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Dude, organs and oatmeal don't sound that appealing. Like, I'm willing to try stuff and I still need to be eating meaty stuff, but you are so not selling it here, chick.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

I'm not selling it! I'm giving it away for free! You should try a little bit just so that you know for sure whether organs and oatmeal are as appealing as they sound, I think.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Okay, so like for the record? You are so the least persuasive person ever. Never ever become a salesperson. Ever. Seriously, go talk to Kyle and find out how to convince people to try stuff.

Okay so his technique is usually like "but it's AWESOME and here I will supply it." You need the enthusiasm. Your enthusiasm sucks.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhahahahaha! Me learning enthusiasm from KYLE? Oh, that's rich. Kyle, help me out here? Layla doesn't know me very well...

But hey, I can use CAPITALS to make myself sound MORE EXCITED ABOUT STUFF IF YOU WANT ME TO! YOU SHOULD TRY HAGGIS LAYLA BECAUSE IT IS AWWWWWWWWESOMMMMMMMMMME! And hey, I already did supply it, I made it yesterday, it's in the kitchen! Are you saying I have to hand-deliver it to your suite now?

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Fuck yeah you do! :D

The enthusiasm is better. I'm like almost sold.

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

Okay I will hand deliver it to you, JUST BECAUSE THIS IS HOW TOTALLY FREAKING AWESOME HAGGIS IS! I'm willing to act as your personal servant just to get you to try it!!!!

Also, you and I should go get burgers or cook something sometime, then you will REALLY see my enthusiasm in action!

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Herr Wuschelig taught me how to make Wiener Schnitzel! It's made with veal and awesome! I can teach you how to make it. And then we can make him tell us how awesome we are at making it because, um, I think he's the only German around here so he's the only one who would like know if we fucked it up or not.

Also, awesome! You totally are learning this enthusiasm thing. (between you and me ... and everyone reading this ...I will probably eat most anything people give him if they tell me it's edible.)

[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

I LOVE weinerschnitzel! I've never made it before though so yesyesYES I would love for you to teach me! We should definitely have Mister Sefton eat it too because I think he is sad about NickJohn leaving and we should make sure he eats!

Layla, I am telling you, I do NOT NEED to learn enthusiasm! Well, maybe the written form, but I am really quite enthusiastic in person!

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Oooh yeah, NickJohn dude. He was cool. I watched a marathon of like Teen Wolf and um some other show that was lame with him and Yoda. And food makes everyone happier! That and me totally missing the trapeze bar and like falling into the net in a really not graceful, spectacular fashion. Herr Wuschelig will deny it but he is totally amused at how not slick I am sometimes.

And yes! wiener schnitzel! It is on! It's a date type thing that isn't a real date but a figure of speech thing. And it will be epic schnitzel! For real.

Can you tell I've been asleep and devoid of interaction for too long?

And dude, I do not believe you. Okay, so you're really persistent about killing zombie mice but that isn't the same as enthusiasm. I will get you a cheerleader outfit, that'll encourage you to be more perky.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, you haven't seen her when she's like "KYLE! KylekylekylekyleKYLE! Wanna chase deer?"

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dear Layla,

I hereby like, give you to the next two "death cat from above" attacks onto my head.

Yoda

Dear Catseye,

Please death cat from above Layla. In return, I will purchase for you two (2) very very large sandwhichs containing lunch meat of your choice likely to be pastrami

Kyle