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[x_catseye]

There's lots of leftover haggis in the kitchen from Burns Night festivities yesterday! Please help yourselves!

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[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Dude, you haven't seen her when she's like "KYLE! KylekylekylekyleKYLE! Wanna chase deer?"

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Why don't I get to chase deer? Oooooh because I have lame making zombies powers! Short stick to go with my short bus, man. Not on. And, no, I haven't. I've only seen her try to thwart my creepy mutant mojo by re-killing a mouse over and over again and being really confused about it.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

No reason you can't sit in the deer stand and watch for 'em though.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

What's a deer stand? And how is it fun to watch them and point when you guys get to chase stuff? Can I help you cut their organs out afterward?! 'Cause, right, you do that right? 'Cause you're gonna eat bambi not just like slaughter his girlie named ass and leave him there, right? 'Cause that's sorta fucked up

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

It's like a platform that hunters use. There's two out in the grounds, cause sometimes people with hunting skills who aren't using claws or chasing things use arrows and stuff. (lame)

Dude, I can dress rabbit, deer, duck and goose. And probably some other stuff I haven't thought of right now. There's totally cutting organs out.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Meh, I kill enough stuff already. I don't need to kill it with arrows too.

I wanna take organs out!! Think I can convince Dr Grey to give me extra credit in A&P for that?

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

I bet if you could id each organ and actually like, label the cuts in the right way and use terms like "The liver that we just put in that orange tupperware thingy was totally medial to the intestine that's now in the green thingy." she might. Teachers like when you use their vocab words.

man why do I even REMEMBER medial and lateral. Damn, I guess Doc Moira's bio class stuck after all. (frog legs totally lateral to the gross frog ovaries full of eggs)

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I so don't know what lateral and medial is. Maybe I'd get like partial extra credit if I name stuff and label it and bring it to her in baggies and like take pictures of where they were in the deer before we took 'em out. That's totally gotta count for something.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Medial's towards the middle, lateral's the opposite. So like, your nose is medial to your ears.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Oh so lateral is like on the sides? I know what sternal is! I mean, that one is obvious though. I don't remember what the opposite of sternal is call though.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

Yep. I don't remember msot of the other ones, just medial and sternal. Oh, and anterior and posterior because butt.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I suck at vocab. Like all the time

[x-cypher.livejournal.com]

lol butts lol