Oooh yeah, NickJohn dude. He was cool. I watched a marathon of like Teen Wolf and um some other show that was lame with him and Yoda. And food makes everyone happier! That and me totally missing the trapeze bar and like falling into the net in a really not graceful, spectacular fashion. Herr Wuschelig will deny it but he is totally amused at how not slick I am sometimes.
And yes! wiener schnitzel! It is on! It's a date type thing that isn't a real date but a figure of speech thing. And it will be epic schnitzel! For real.
Can you tell I've been asleep and devoid of interaction for too long?
And dude, I do not believe you. Okay, so you're really persistent about killing zombie mice but that isn't the same as enthusiasm. I will get you a cheerleader outfit, that'll encourage you to be more perky.
I hereby like, give you to the next two "death cat from above" attacks onto my head.
Yoda
Dear Catseye,
Please death cat from above Layla. In return, I will purchase for you two (2) very very large sandwhichs containing lunch meat of your choice likely to be pastrami
Why am I getting death cat from above attacks? I am finding a helmet and wearing it all the time even though I will totally get short bus jokes and shit.
He was cool, yes. Food does make everyone happier! It is like MAGIC! Ouch yeah I think he is secretly amused every time I miss a landing in X-Men training in my cougar form.
EPIC SCHNITZEL! I wonder if Epic Meal Time has ever done Epic Schnitzel? Do you know Epic Meal Time?
Haha yes I sort of can tell, I get that way after a really long nap or being cooped up in a car for a long time! I can't even imagine if I was sick for so long like you were. I really love my healing factor.
KYLE! TELL HER I AM PERKY! PLEASE! Or else I am coming to jump on your bed when I bring the haggis, Layla! I don't need a cheerleader outfit!
MAGIC FOOD! You know the secret ingredient? Sugar! (No, not pot to all your total delinquents reading this, get your head out of the bong!)
What's an Epic Meal Time? It must be epic because it gets CAPITALIZATION. Our Epic Schnitzel will be awesome. Can you kill us some veal? Actually, that's probably fucked up to send you off to kill baby cows. But think of the leather!
WEEKS of sleeeep and aching and pain and being winded trying to shower. Dude, I feel asleep in the tub. Multiple times. Once in the same attempt to bathe. So sad.
But but but, I could make it a purple one so it matches your hair! And you'd be filled with so much spirit!
Oh, was it that lame Being Human show? Because dude, seriously, TV werewolves bite. Or The Gates? what shitty werewolf show were we watching besides Teen Wolf?
Maybe. I thought it was Ringer? I dunno, he posted about it somewhere on the journals but I don't wanna go find it. Because I have coooooooooooooookies.
That's because it's TV. It's like made to be shitty for like 90% of everything that's on it. You know they have all these shitty programs about how we're all fat and out of shape on TV now to replace the soaps they took off? The soaps were shitty too but wow, way less annoying if you were flipping channels.
I don't like do it on purpose. But I get bored when I'm supposed to be doing homework and no one else is around to bug because they are in class or actually doing their homework. And you know how I like couldn't move for like four weeks? When did you think I was doing when I wasn't sleeping but moving was way too much effort and hurt too much?
I dunno, the last time I couldn't move for four weeks I was apparently so close to chewing off my own skin that the Prof put me in a psionic coma thingy...
Duuuuude chewing off your own arm would be so messy. And cannibalism like fucks up your brain and makes you go like legit crazy. So if you cannibalize yourself you'd totally be like balls the wall fucking insane.
Dude, I had 2nd and 3rd degree burns over like 55% of my body and it took like 2 days to get me to the mansion, so by the time I was here, I was seriously growing back my skin and hair, itching everywhere and I think I had to grow back a bunch of muscle and stuff too. I had EVERY REASON to be crazy.
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Date: 2012-01-27 04:41 am (UTC)And yes! wiener schnitzel! It is on! It's a date type thing that isn't a real date but a figure of speech thing. And it will be epic schnitzel! For real.
Can you tell I've been asleep and devoid of interaction for too long?
And dude, I do not believe you. Okay, so you're really persistent about killing zombie mice but that isn't the same as enthusiasm. I will get you a cheerleader outfit, that'll encourage you to be more perky.
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Date: 2012-01-27 04:58 am (UTC)I hereby like, give you to the next two "death cat from above" attacks onto my head.
Yoda
Dear Catseye,
Please death cat from above Layla. In return, I will purchase for you two (2) very very large sandwhichs containing lunch meat of your choice likely to be pastrami
Kyle
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Date: 2012-01-27 04:59 am (UTC)EPIC SCHNITZEL! I wonder if Epic Meal Time has ever done Epic Schnitzel? Do you know Epic Meal Time?
Haha yes I sort of can tell, I get that way after a really long nap or being cooped up in a car for a long time! I can't even imagine if I was sick for so long like you were. I really love my healing factor.
KYLE! TELL HER I AM PERKY! PLEASE! Or else I am coming to jump on your bed when I bring the haggis, Layla! I don't need a cheerleader outfit!
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Date: 2012-01-27 05:27 am (UTC)It would so be worth the hell you'd put me through in training, too.
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Date: 2012-01-27 05:10 am (UTC)What's an Epic Meal Time? It must be epic because it gets CAPITALIZATION. Our Epic Schnitzel will be awesome. Can you kill us some veal? Actually, that's probably fucked up to send you off to kill baby cows. But think of the leather!
WEEKS of sleeeep and aching and pain and being winded trying to shower. Dude, I feel asleep in the tub. Multiple times. Once in the same attempt to bathe. So sad.
But but but, I could make it a purple one so it matches your hair! And you'd be filled with so much spirit!
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