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There's lots of leftover haggis in the kitchen from Burns Night festivities yesterday! Please help yourselves!

Date: 2012-01-27 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com
Oooh yeah, NickJohn dude. He was cool. I watched a marathon of like Teen Wolf and um some other show that was lame with him and Yoda. And food makes everyone happier! That and me totally missing the trapeze bar and like falling into the net in a really not graceful, spectacular fashion. Herr Wuschelig will deny it but he is totally amused at how not slick I am sometimes.

And yes! wiener schnitzel! It is on! It's a date type thing that isn't a real date but a figure of speech thing. And it will be epic schnitzel! For real.

Can you tell I've been asleep and devoid of interaction for too long?

And dude, I do not believe you. Okay, so you're really persistent about killing zombie mice but that isn't the same as enthusiasm. I will get you a cheerleader outfit, that'll encourage you to be more perky.

Date: 2012-01-27 04:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dear Layla,

I hereby like, give you to the next two "death cat from above" attacks onto my head.

Yoda

Dear Catseye,

Please death cat from above Layla. In return, I will purchase for you two (2) very very large sandwhichs containing lunch meat of your choice likely to be pastrami

Kyle

Date: 2012-01-27 05:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
TWO PASTRAMI SANDWICHES! DONE AND DONE! LOOK OUT LAYLA!

Date: 2012-01-27 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com
Why am I getting death cat from above attacks? I am finding a helmet and wearing it all the time even though I will totally get short bus jokes and shit.

Date: 2012-01-27 05:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
*falls over laughing*

Date: 2012-01-27 05:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com
I should get padding too. Do we have football padding? Maybe just a lot of bubble wrap.

WHO WANTS TO WRAP ME IN BUBBLE WRAP?

Date: 2012-01-27 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
He was cool, yes. Food does make everyone happier! It is like MAGIC! Ouch yeah I think he is secretly amused every time I miss a landing in X-Men training in my cougar form.

EPIC SCHNITZEL! I wonder if Epic Meal Time has ever done Epic Schnitzel? Do you know Epic Meal Time?

Haha yes I sort of can tell, I get that way after a really long nap or being cooped up in a car for a long time! I can't even imagine if I was sick for so long like you were. I really love my healing factor.

KYLE! TELL HER I AM PERKY! PLEASE! Or else I am coming to jump on your bed when I bring the haggis, Layla! I don't need a cheerleader outfit!

Date: 2012-01-27 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
She's perky. Trust me on this. Would Fake Muppet Yoda lie about perkiness? NO HE WOULD NOT.

Date: 2012-01-27 05:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com
Muppet Yoda would lie so hardcore it's not even funny. Like when you claimed the reprogrammed phone wasn't funny. Liiiiiiiies!

Date: 2012-01-27 05:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
*I* said it was farking hilarious. Artie said I said it wasn't funny.

Date: 2012-01-27 05:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com
Allow me to redirect you Yoda of the Swiss Cheese Brain: http://x-network.livejournal.com/8009.html?thread=106569#t106569

Date: 2012-01-27 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
The first time mine did it it was hilarious. A second time, would be not so much.

Date: 2012-01-27 05:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com
I bet the programming is still there... And I bet I could figure out when you're alone with your gf in your suite... :D

It would so be worth the hell you'd put me through in training, too.

Date: 2012-01-27 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
And then my girlfriend would sic her squirrel on you.

Date: 2012-01-27 05:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com
That's cool, I'm used to rodents. I have to re-kill them all the time. So not even a squirmy, squicky, high pitched girly scream kinda thing.

Date: 2012-01-27 05:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com
MAGIC FOOD! You know the secret ingredient? Sugar! (No, not pot to all your total delinquents reading this, get your head out of the bong!)

What's an Epic Meal Time? It must be epic because it gets CAPITALIZATION. Our Epic Schnitzel will be awesome. Can you kill us some veal? Actually, that's probably fucked up to send you off to kill baby cows. But think of the leather!

WEEKS of sleeeep and aching and pain and being winded trying to shower. Dude, I feel asleep in the tub. Multiple times. Once in the same attempt to bathe. So sad.

But but but, I could make it a purple one so it matches your hair! And you'd be filled with so much spirit!

Date: 2012-01-27 05:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Oh, was it that lame Being Human show? Because dude, seriously, TV werewolves bite. Or The Gates? what shitty werewolf show were we watching besides Teen Wolf?

Date: 2012-01-27 05:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com
Maybe. I thought it was Ringer? I dunno, he posted about it somewhere on the journals but I don't wanna go find it. Because I have coooooooooooooookies.

Date: 2012-01-27 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
I forget. There was a lot of really shitty TV.

Date: 2012-01-27 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com
That's because it's TV. It's like made to be shitty for like 90% of everything that's on it. You know they have all these shitty programs about how we're all fat and out of shape on TV now to replace the soaps they took off? The soaps were shitty too but wow, way less annoying if you were flipping channels.

Date: 2012-01-27 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
... you watch WAY more TV than me, wow. I have no idea what you're talking about.

Date: 2012-01-27 05:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com
I don't like do it on purpose. But I get bored when I'm supposed to be doing homework and no one else is around to bug because they are in class or actually doing their homework. And you know how I like couldn't move for like four weeks? When did you think I was doing when I wasn't sleeping but moving was way too much effort and hurt too much?

Date: 2012-01-27 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
I dunno, the last time I couldn't move for four weeks I was apparently so close to chewing off my own skin that the Prof put me in a psionic coma thingy...

Date: 2012-01-27 05:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com
Duuuuude chewing off your own arm would be so messy. And cannibalism like fucks up your brain and makes you go like legit crazy. So if you cannibalize yourself you'd totally be like balls the wall fucking insane.

Date: 2012-01-27 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Dude, I had 2nd and 3rd degree burns over like 55% of my body and it took like 2 days to get me to the mansion, so by the time I was here, I was seriously growing back my skin and hair, itching everywhere and I think I had to grow back a bunch of muscle and stuff too. I had EVERY REASON to be crazy.

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