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[x_catseye]

There's lots of leftover haggis in the kitchen from Burns Night festivities yesterday! Please help yourselves!

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[x-catseye.livejournal.com]

He was cool, yes. Food does make everyone happier! It is like MAGIC! Ouch yeah I think he is secretly amused every time I miss a landing in X-Men training in my cougar form.

EPIC SCHNITZEL! I wonder if Epic Meal Time has ever done Epic Schnitzel? Do you know Epic Meal Time?

Haha yes I sort of can tell, I get that way after a really long nap or being cooped up in a car for a long time! I can't even imagine if I was sick for so long like you were. I really love my healing factor.

KYLE! TELL HER I AM PERKY! PLEASE! Or else I am coming to jump on your bed when I bring the haggis, Layla! I don't need a cheerleader outfit!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

She's perky. Trust me on this. Would Fake Muppet Yoda lie about perkiness? NO HE WOULD NOT.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Muppet Yoda would lie so hardcore it's not even funny. Like when you claimed the reprogrammed phone wasn't funny. Liiiiiiiies!

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

*I* said it was farking hilarious. Artie said I said it wasn't funny.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

Allow me to redirect you Yoda of the Swiss Cheese Brain: http://x-network.livejournal.com/8009.html?thread=106569#t106569

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

The first time mine did it it was hilarious. A second time, would be not so much.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

I bet the programming is still there... And I bet I could figure out when you're alone with your gf in your suite... :D

It would so be worth the hell you'd put me through in training, too.

[x-wildchild.livejournal.com]

And then my girlfriend would sic her squirrel on you.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

That's cool, I'm used to rodents. I have to re-kill them all the time. So not even a squirmy, squicky, high pitched girly scream kinda thing.

[x-mandelbrot.livejournal.com]

MAGIC FOOD! You know the secret ingredient? Sugar! (No, not pot to all your total delinquents reading this, get your head out of the bong!)

What's an Epic Meal Time? It must be epic because it gets CAPITALIZATION. Our Epic Schnitzel will be awesome. Can you kill us some veal? Actually, that's probably fucked up to send you off to kill baby cows. But think of the leather!

WEEKS of sleeeep and aching and pain and being winded trying to shower. Dude, I feel asleep in the tub. Multiple times. Once in the same attempt to bathe. So sad.

But but but, I could make it a purple one so it matches your hair! And you'd be filled with so much spirit!