That's because it's TV. It's like made to be shitty for like 90% of everything that's on it. You know they have all these shitty programs about how we're all fat and out of shape on TV now to replace the soaps they took off? The soaps were shitty too but wow, way less annoying if you were flipping channels.
I don't like do it on purpose. But I get bored when I'm supposed to be doing homework and no one else is around to bug because they are in class or actually doing their homework. And you know how I like couldn't move for like four weeks? When did you think I was doing when I wasn't sleeping but moving was way too much effort and hurt too much?
I dunno, the last time I couldn't move for four weeks I was apparently so close to chewing off my own skin that the Prof put me in a psionic coma thingy...
Duuuuude chewing off your own arm would be so messy. And cannibalism like fucks up your brain and makes you go like legit crazy. So if you cannibalize yourself you'd totally be like balls the wall fucking insane.
Dude, I had 2nd and 3rd degree burns over like 55% of my body and it took like 2 days to get me to the mansion, so by the time I was here, I was seriously growing back my skin and hair, itching everywhere and I think I had to grow back a bunch of muscle and stuff too. I had EVERY REASON to be crazy.
Why was there a grenade?! You're supposed to like run away from those. Or chew off the arm of the dude who wants to throw it at you. Or like not be where the grenade is in the first place. Holy fuck. Survival fail, Yoda! Survival fail!
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