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Today I went to Mass with Callie and it was veryveryinteresting! I learned that I am not supposed to ask Callie about sex during Mass and that when I ask questions about Mass the old ladies like to say 'shush!' But Callie told me a lot about Mass and a lot about why it has funny smells and people eat funny things and people sing lots of songs and stand up and sit down a lot. I sneezed a lot because of the funny smells and I did not like it when the priest (he is the one with the pretty shiny clothes) threw water on my head but Mass was interesting.