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In case anyone's wondering where their cats are, I have all the cats. Well, all the cats that live at the mansion. Except Desdemona. Because she keeps getting distracted. So Shamu. I have Shamu. We're going to hunt some chess pieces. Hopefully Shamu won't want to be friends with the chess pieces like Desdemona.

Date: 2014-07-17 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Please don't let Shamu eat any bugs, because the last time he was out and ate bugs he threw them up on my pillow.

Date: 2014-07-17 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
So what you're saying is you want me to keep him from giving you presents?

Date: 2014-07-17 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Just the insect barf presents. I can handle birds, moles and snakes.

Date: 2014-07-17 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
Okay, I'll try to steer him towards a snake instead. No promises, though. I don't want him to be offended that you don't actually like whatever he thinks you'll like. I'm sure a lot of thought goes into his gifts and it's the thought that counts, isn't it?

Date: 2014-07-17 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
I can't tell if you're messing with me or not right now. I can even handle when he brings me live bugs (but not butterflies b/c those are sad) just... barfed up bug parts was pretty nasty.

Date: 2014-07-17 08:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
Yeah, I know. That's why I'm awesome. Why are butterflies sad?

Date: 2014-07-17 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
Because they're butterflies so they're kind of Shamu magnets because they're fluttery and big but they didn't do anything to deserve him eating them and leaving them in like, sad colorful piles on my window.

Date: 2014-07-17 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
Just because you haven't seen them do anything to deserve being eaten doesn't mean they didn't do anything to deserve being eaten.

Date: 2014-07-17 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-wildchild.livejournal.com
In case you arent messing with me, yeah, I try to like, reward him for being a mighty hunter and contributing to the household or whatever, even if mostly what he contributes is dead cat toys.

Date: 2014-07-17 08:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-catseye.livejournal.com
If chess pieces can be alive anything can be alive. Even cat toys. Be happy you have such fierce protection against them.

Date: 2014-07-17 09:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] x-jeangrey.livejournal.com
I was wondering why she kept acting odd. I have the Black Queen trapped in her pet carrier. She keeps trying to get it out.


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